Genre: BDSM/Erotic Contemporary Canadian International Western Historical Paranormal Romantic Suspense
Publisher: Lusty Luscious Press
Cover Design: Melissa Snark
Worlds collide when an Elbonian princess and a Canadian stuffy bastard collide in an explosive collision that causes extensive vehicular damage that may result in both of them seeing the town's only chiropractor.
Sapphire Felicitie Valentine escorts her precocious ten-year-old niece to Heart's Delight, Canada. After her biplane impacts Xander Emerentius de Smytheford's Porsche, she becomes an unwelcome guest on his British Columbian pineapple plantation.
His pants are packed.
Her bosom heaves.
LUST is the story of an unwanted and inconvenient lice affliction that drives Xander Emerentius de Smytheford and Sapphire Felicitie Valentine into each other’s arms.
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"Is this a joke?" ~Romance Author Lisa Rayns
"I don't get it. Why is there a pineapple?" ~Mr. John C. Snark
"That pineapple cover rocks!" ~Author Michelle Devon
"I don't even want to think about how they're using the pineapple."~Author Sheryl Hayes
Inspirational LUST Video Trailer:
Xander Emerentius de Smytheford located his guests in the library, murdering Mrs. White with a wrench while Sapphire Felicitie Valentine played the harpsichord.
"Sapphire," he entreated, touching her elbow, "May I have a moment of your time? I want to talk about hockey."
Sapphire despised Xander with a fiery passion but she went with him anyway because she found the sight of blood on the hunter green carpet to be terribly annoying.
"Yes?" Sapphire clipped the word off at a 'e' so she actually said "Yee". She crossed her arms to act as a barrier between herself and the brooding hunk of icy Canadian love who positively oozed sex, sex and more sex.
Xander scratched at the uncomfortable itch on his scalp. "I believe you owe me an apology. During our passionate but completely undesired kiss in the garden last night, you seem to have given me cooties."
Sapphire gasped in shock and then drew back her hand to deliver a stinging slap to Xander's cheek. "You bastard!"
"Spoiled Ice Princess! Eh."
"I hate you!!!!!!!!"
"You, madam, are a hoser!"
Bosoms heaving, the pair of star-crossed lovers glared at one another across a small vast divide. Simultaneously, they threw their arms about each other and engaged in a passionate kiss with much slurping and lip-smacking. The sounds were quite gross and they both itched up a storm, but they ignored their respective discomfort and clung with an infinite passion not to be denied, not even for lice.
A Picture of a Banana:
|Because I really like fruit|
LUST is available on Amazon Kindle
Mrs. Snark is an irreverent satirist, a kid wrangler and a cat herder. In her free time, she hits on Mr. Snark and loves to play ping pong.